Poke Heights

[Poke Heights]

inprogresspokemon-replies asked:

Hey man! I hope you're doing well. It looks like you haven't been very active on Tumblr in for a while, but I'm reaching out because a fanfic writer asked me permission to use my Eeveelutions, and they would also like to use Tricereon. Would you be okay with that? They would credit you as Tricereon's owner and us both as the designer. If you get this, please let me know either way. Thanks!

Not at all!  I pretty much left with the exodus when NSFW artists were kicked from the platform.  Fortunately, my account is hooked up to my main email so I saw this come in.  I’m all good with and would love to see the final piece!

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[lesbiantiana]

some of you never got your lips stuck in a gate ten days after you turned 8 and your friends all laughed and you just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and you had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and you couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both your lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and you only knew like three words in polish except now you know four because oscar taught you the word for lip, “usta”

and it shows

[mockiato]

Thank you, people in the notes, for clarifying this is about Veggie Tales. It’s amazing how that makes it absolutely more baffling.

[justanothertiredgay]

Maybe not, but everybody had a water buffalo

[affectos]

But…

I just wanted my cheeseburger, my lovely cheeseburger

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[garr9988]

It’s so unfair that the Persona 5 Funko Pops were discontinued. And even more unfair that of ALL the ones being resold, Ryuji’s is $80+. Why???

And Arsene isn’t even being resold on Amazon. Ugh.

[garr9988]

Update! Turns out I completely forgot about getting a Ryuji Funko for my boyfriend around a year or so ago, so he (and thus we) have one! WOOO!

[affectos]

not a shocker; you couldn’t even remember what color the Rocket Raccoon plushie’s jumpsuit was

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[inprogresspokemon]

This prehistoric Rock-type Eeveelution was commissioned and designed by @affectos.

Name: Tricereon
Fossil Pokemon
Type: Rock

Evolves from Eevee when leveled up with high friendship with a Fossil in the bag.

Description: An Eeveelution originally thought to be lost to time, it is believed that Tricereon commonly roamed the earth alongside other prehistoric Pokemon. A recent breakthrough from the Devon Corporation has successfully discovered the means to allow for the natural evolution of Eevee into Tricereon once again. Historically thought to have been a Pokemon who traveled in herds, Tricereon are ready to to defend their Trainer and the fellow Pokemon they live with by using their bony tail and horns.

Other Eeveelutions

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[inprogresspokemon]

This prehistoric Rock-type Eeveelution was commissioned and designed by @affectos.

Name: Tricereon
Fossil Pokemon
Type: Rock

Evolves from Eevee when leveled up with high friendship with a Fossil in the bag.

Description: An Eeveelution originally thought to be lost to time, it is believed that Tricereon commonly roamed the earth alongside other prehistoric Pokemon. A recent breakthrough from the Devon Corporation has successfully discovered the means to allow for the natural evolution of Eevee into Tricereon once again. Historically thought to have been a Pokemon who traveled in herds, Tricereon are ready to to defend their Trainer and the fellow Pokemon they live with by using their bony tail and horns.

Other Eeveelutions

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[affectos]

I gotta thank @inprogresspokemon with the head design; I was banging my head against a rock (pun intended) on it until they found the right frill-to-ear ratio

Feel free to suggest Abilities for them!

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[lewd-plants]

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

[systlin]

O’sha. 

Obviously 

[lewd-plants]

THAT’S PERFECT

[systlin]

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

[jedifish81]

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

[systlin]

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

[lewd-plants]

And good steel. Always good steel.

[systlin]

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

[skiptomy]

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

[skyfire85]

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.

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[everythingfox]

oh no 💀

[notactualusername]

rip

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[everythingfox]

This will temporarily remove stress from your life

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

[thecyndimistuff]

[chantrykomori]

i didn’t watch wandavision, but don’t you love this new trend of well-written tv shows with foreshadowing and payoff being gutted at the last minute so The Fans Don’t Guess

[antifasharoncarter]

[ataraxetta]

God this is just inconceivably bad storytelling practice and what a terrible precedent to set. Social media is not a tool decisions should be based on, it is a cess pit of hogwash and knee-jerk reactions.

[affectos]

I got $10 that they find some way to screw Monica out of her role as Photon/Captain Marvel

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